why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though.
THE MALIK GENES ARE A GIFT FROM GOD THEY MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS
BUT THAT ONE LOOKS A BIT LIKE ZAC EFRON HOLY GUACAMOLE
Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister